Switch Bank

Can'tCan

planetBudge Advertising respond to the 2012 “Can’t” Commonwealth Bank campaign with our own Can story
It’s called Switch Bank. 

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Switch Bank

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Can’t…take it anymore?

Cunt….feel like something’s missing?

Count…you “o” it to yourself

Country…Australia’s first bank


Can…Switch back to the future

Can….no missing letters

Can….make it count

Can….Switch back

Switch Bank. Westpac.

It all adds up

Written and Copyrighted by Adrian Payne at planetBudge

Jason Aka Manson

What do you get if you cross a Lion with a Dog and a Hero with a Villain? …..Jason Aka Manson

Background

This is a tribute to Jason Akermanis, the champion Western Bulldogs AFL footballer sacked in 2010 because his team mates felt they couldn’t “trust him.” Weeks earlier he got the public offside by stating he didn’t think AFL culture was ready to embrace homosexual players into it’s ranks. And in 2006, he was sacked by the Brisbane Lions after a fall out with coach Leigh Matthews.

Aker was no Saint but the Western Bulldogs treated him like a Demon. Hence the Charles Manson reference.
In any event, Aker’s book “Open Season” should make for an interesting read.

Racist Melbourne Taxi Driver

The taxi driver accused of being a racist for refusing to pick up the blind Aboriginal music sensation Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu has responded to nationwide condemnation.

The taxi driver stated,” Well, I didn’t know where the hell I was going and I knew I couldn’t ask him for directions… So I just hit the gas”

aP