Bird Week not Bush Week

It’s not Bush week. It’s Bird Week

Birdlife Australia have made Oct 20th – Oct 26th Bird week and have launched a website to catalogue the vast array of birdlife amongst us. Just like a census, but for birds.

Accuracy will be an issue though because if a “Bird in the hand is worth 2 in the Bush” there could be some double ups.


Islamic State open rug franchise in Baghdad

Terror based organisation, Islamic State (IS) have partnered with hair growth company Advanced Hair Studio. The extremist group have announced there’ll be hell Toupay* if the West intervene.

A spokesman from IS issued a statement confirming the new strategic direction. “Our business is growing and so is our Headcount. Overhead costs need to shaved and further cost cutting measures are inevitable. To this end, we’ve engaged a Headhunting firm to recruit Al ‘Chainsaw’ Dunlap to Execute our strategy”

The IS model is simple:
The more hair you lose, the more head you’ll get.
Because at Islamic State, your head is in our hands


*Correct spelling is ‘Toupee’ but some might pronounce it as Too Pee which wouldn’t work for the purpose of comedy