Sipping Expresso in Outer Space…but they forgot one thing
So Jack and Jim went up to Space to see what they could find
planetBudge sources got a hold of the dialogue from the Space Station to Ground Control to report on the findings:
NASAcafe: Where are the Coffee Beans?
NesCafe: Here at Ground Control
NASAcafe: No good to us down there. Get Beans here ASAP
NASAcafe: Waddaya mean how..How Long before you get em up here?
NesCafe: How Long is in Vietnam
NASAcafe: Don’t get cute with me Ground control. Just Bean them up
NesCafe: Like a giant Coffee Beanstalk?
NASAcafe: No not a Beanstalk…For fucks sake you little stick fiddler, get my beans teleported up here. We need our caffeine
NesCafe: Just to clarify, did you mean Beam instead of Bean?
NASAcafe: YES I MEAN BEAM NOT BEAN.. Now just Beam them up. This instant
NesCafe: On its way
NASAcafe: Received 1 bottle of Jim Beam. Thanks. Fuck the Expresso