No more instant coffee for Astronauts
The International Space Station has it’s own expresso machine
NASA have dubbed it, the ISSpresso
and then planetBudge gets creative claiming Ground control back on Earth forgot to send the coffee beans with the expresso machine.
planetBudge sources got hold of the transcript dialogue between the Space Station (NASAcafe) and Ground Control (NesCafe) as they tried to figure out what went wrong
Sipping Expresso in Outer Space…but they forgot one thing
So Jack and Jim went up to Space to see what they could find
NASAcafe: Where are the Coffee Beans?
NesCafe: Here at Ground Control
NASAcafe: No good to us down there.
Get Beans here ASAP
NASAcafe: Waddaya mean how..How Long before you get em up here?
NesCafe: How Long is in Vietnam
NASAcafe: Don’t get cute with me Ground control. Just Bean them up
NesCafe: Like a giant Coffee Beanstalk?
NASAcafe: No not a Beanstalk…For fucks sake you little stick fiddler, get my beans teleported up here. We need our caffeine
NesCafe: Just to clarify, did you mean Beam instead of Bean?
NASAcafe: YES I MEAN BEAM NOT BEAN.. Now just Beam them up. This instant
NesCafe: On its way
NASAcafe: Received 1 bottle of Jim Beam. Thanks. Fuck the Expresso