The International Space Station (ISS) has it’s own expresso machine. NASA have dubbed it, the ISSpresso

and then planetBudge gets creative suggesting Ground control back on Earth had forgotten to send coffee beans  up with the expresso machine.
Here’s the conversation between the Space Station (NASAcafe) and Ground Control (NesCafe)

Begin:
Sipping Expresso in Outer Space…but they forgot one thing
Beans

ISS Expresso

NASAcafe:  Where are the Coffee Beans?NesCafe: Here at Ground Control

 NASAcafe:  No good to us down there.

 Get Beans here ASAP

NesCafe: How?

NASAcafe: Waddaya mean how..How Long before you get em up here?

NesCafe: How Long is in Vietnam

NASAcafe: Don’t get cute with me Ground control. Just Bean them up

NesCafe: Like a giant Coffee Beanstalk?

NASAcafe: No not a Beanstalk…For fucks sake you little stick fiddler, get my beans teleported up here. We need our caffeine

NesCafe: Just to clarify, did you mean Beam instead of Bean?

NASAcafe: YES I MEAN BEAM NOT BEAN.. Now just Beam them up. This instant

NesCafe: On its way

NASAcafe: Received 1 bottle of Jim Beam. Thanks. Fuck the Expresso

aP

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  1. Oh Bird you are a funny man

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