Thank God it’s Friday. But it’s no ordinary Friday. It’s Good Friday.

In the Christian calendar, Good Friday marks the beginning of Easter as we remember the day Jesus, the son of God was murdered
Tortured and then crucified

That’s hardly a Good day in my book

But 3 days later he made a comeback
Now that was impressive

Jesus, the Son of God pulled a rabbit out of the hat by magically returning from the dead
And how do you reckon we celebrate this miraculous resurrection?
With Rabbits and Chocolate

And while I’m on the subject, how do you reckon Christians remember his birthday?
With an old fat bloke in a red suit flying through the night sky in an open sleigh powered by 12 time travelling reindeer

Any speculation of the Messiah returning some day ends here
He will not be making another comeback

Why would he after his last trip?
And he’s got other worlds to save
We had our chance

No matter what you believe
For the pious..thank God for the Holyday
For everyone else..thank Goodness for the Holiday

Either way, it’s a day off work
It’s All Good

aP

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