Hive Voltage

Don’t get stung by greedy power companies

Bee Power

Danger: Hive Voltage

Look up and Save 

Look up and Save

Solar Flower Power

 

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Political Blindside

State Politics in Australia
It’s a Sad State of Affairs

It’s the Blind leading the Blind

Earlier this week, Victorian State opposition leader, Mr Mutthew Gay, (Mutt) was on the hustle in Geelong campaigning for the November 2018 State Election

 

Con Text

Swingers, Pets and Erotism. This will be an interesting campaign.

Maybe I misread the article or read too much into it
But as i see it, Mutt reckons people in Geelong should bring their Pets along to Swinger parties in an effort to curtail the recent explosion in population growth…WTF?

He’s gone so far off the reservation with that comment I almost felt sorry for him
Mr Mutt Gay is one sick Puppy
But before I could say, RUOK?

He went further off tap
Education before Population he proudly boasted
And promised to build a School of Erotism
Just for kids….Was this guy serious?
RU486 would’ve been ideal for this head case

Now hold on a minute. Something’s not quite right here
Could I have Misinterpreted something?
Yes, this is Australian Politics and few nations do weird and bizarre better than our Politicians

But even by our standards, they’ve really dialled in the Loco factor here
Have I taken something out of Context?
What am I not seeing?

I’ll admit that my eyes aren’t what they once were
I figured now was a good time for my annual OPSM checkup
So off we went

But OPSM Store security refused us entry
I should’ve gone to Spec Savers first
At least they were working dog friendly
Not anymore though

Spec Savers banned us for life
All because some young Autistic kid tried to slot a 20 cent coin into the top of my dog’s skull
The simpleton kept trying until finally Fred snapped and bit the dim bastard

Braille is now my best friend
After Fred was destroyed by the authorities
A Misunderstanding they said

Sorry Guy. Sorry Andrew or whatever your bloody names are
Perhaps my distorted interpretation has caused you grief
But it’s my opinion. Misguided and Misinformed as it maybe

Let’s not call it Slander
Let’s not call it a Mistake
Let’s put this down, just like you did to Fred
To a little Misunderstanding

No hard feelings eh

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Happiness Rut

The Age Newspaper posted an article on depression with advice on
“How to help a friend in a Rut” 
Here’s my Tip. I suggest you refer them to an Expert in His Field.
See Below

 

Dear Friend
I was in a Rut yesterday. It’s a constant battle
But look at me now

The Deer Hunter

Expert in his Field

Am I Happy today? You Bet
As for tomorrow, No Idea

The Happiness Curve. We all have our Ups and Downs
It’s only Natural

Peaks and Valleys
That’s Life

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Search for Happiness

Look no further
Happiness is Right Here. Right NowGiant Russians

Happiness is found between the Ears
So use them and listen to this wisdom below 


And if you’re still feeling flat, click on the Sunflower video and watch the transformation from Weeds to Wonder unfold before your eyes. 

Still not Happy?
Neither were 6 out of the 7 Dwarfs


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Audio Source: Everybody’s Free (To wear Sunscreen)
Artist: Quindon Tarver 1999

From the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack