Also known as “Fecal Gravity”
You’ll own anyone with that little nugget
Make your mind up Australia
Are you committed to waging a war against drugs?
If yes, then shut the fuck up about the methods used in the fight
If no, then fair enough
Get off the fence and take a stand
Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran did
A charitable message from the Director of Profiteering, Innovation, Donation Wealth Creation and Ethics at PlanetFarkthat, a commercial charity intent on saving..
Time is running out. Donate now before its too late.
To those who have already donated, thank you and please consider the following:
If you double your pledged amount, your goodwill gesture will be acknowledged on the “Planetfarkthat” social media channel.
If you triple it, the Director will donate 50% to aid the Nepalese earthquake victims.
If you quadruple it, he will donate 50% to feed the homeless.
If you quintuple your donation, he will donate 50% to help sick children live and help sick adults die.
If you sextuple your donation, he will buy a poppy farm to commemorate our dead soldiers. Then he will harvest the opium to kill pain in people and kill people in pain. The Director says the global demand for this alkaloid and its derivative generate massive profits and with these profits he can then fund all the other charities and bleeding hearts asking for money.
He can save.. with your money.
Farkthat. Give time. Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran did.
Poppy you are a duplicitous flower
Will we see bunches of you at their funerals?
Didn’t think so
I’m not into Pop Culture
I’m not into Polite Conversation
I’m not into Predictable Cliches
So Who am I?
I turned to my PC friend for a straight answer
I plugged it in, turned it on and when prompted, typed: whoami
And there it was. The answer, in black and white