The International Space Station (ISS) has it’s own expresso machine. NASA have dubbed it, the ISSpresso
and then i get creative suggesting that Ground control back on Earth (NesCafe) had forgotten to send the coffee beans up with the Expresso machine.
Here’s the conversation between the Space Station (NASAcafe) and Ground Control (NesCafe)
Sipping Expresso in Outer Space…but they forgot one thing.
NASAcafe: Where are the Coffee Beans?
NesCafe: Here at Ground Control
Get Beans here ASAP
NASAcafe: Waddaya mean how..How Long before you get em up here?
NesCafe: How Long is in Vietnam
NASAcafe: Don’t get cute with me Ground control. Just Bean them up
NesCafe: Like a giant Coffee Beanstalk?
NASAcafe: No not a Beanstalk…For fucks sake you little stick fiddler, get my beans teleported up here. We need our caffeine
NesCafe: Just to clarify, did you mean Beam instead of Bean?
NASAcafe: YES I MEAN BEAM NOT BEAN.. Now just Beam them up. This instant
NesCafe: On its way
NASAcafe: Received 1 bottle of Jim Beam. Thanks. Fuck the Expresso
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Oh Bird you are a funny man