Bill Posters

I’m Voting for Bill in the 2019 Federal Election
It’s a Vote for Free Speech

Everyone knows the name. Few know the man
This is the background story on Bill
The underdog representing the oppressed. Not Bill Shorten
Bill Posters

Bill felt a rage towards a society.
He used to be the pin up boy for Free Speech
But not anymore. Lawmakers had turned him into a monster
He’d become a villain, a public enemy of sorts

Surely, Bill had rights? Wrong. Bill had problems

For Moron Bill’s Story, go to my Stories page or click here Bill Posters

 

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Green versus Blue

Green Versus Blue

Force of Nature

It was The Greens versus The Boys in Blue
It was No Contest

Two Australian Native Gum Trees were felled to make way for a gas pipeline
Local Residents took to the street in protest

Once upon a time, Victoria was known as ‘The Garden State”
It was also known as a State “On the Move”

Today, it’s Still Moving….towards a Police State

 

 

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The Green Candidate

Federal Politics in Australia
If you don’t Stand for something, you’ll fall for anything

The Greens…what do they Stand for?
Lets find out

 

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God Friday

Thank God it’s Friday. But it’s no ordinary Friday. It’s Good Friday.

In the Christian calendar, Good Friday marks the beginning of Easter as we remember the day Jesus, the Son of God was Murdered

First Tortured and then Crucified
Hardly a Good day in my book

At least he could hang out with Dad again
But it was to be a short lived re-union

The Old Man sent him back
To finish what he’d started

Jesus put his emotional needs to one side
This wasn’t about him
It was about us and all of our Sins
So 3 days later he was back

Jesus, the Son of God had pulled a rabbit out of the hat
Back from the dead. That was Impressive
But in celebrating and remembering his miraculous Resurrection
We get the Chocolates..
Chocolate Rabbits

And on his Birthday? No Cigar there either
We get all the presents

So any speculation of the Messiah returning some day ends here
He won’t be making another comeback
Why would he after his last trip?

Plus he’s got other Worlds to Save
We had our chance

No matter what you believe
For the pious..thank God for the Holyday
For everyone else..thank Goodness for the Holiday

Either way, it’s a day off work
It’s All Good

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Monkey Business at Neverland

NEWS FLASH

Lawyers acting for Bubbles, the Chimpanzee friend of the deceased pop icon, Michael Jackson, have launched legal action against the Jackson estate

In the writ Bubbles makes a number of explosive allegations about lewd sex acts at the Jackson mansion, Neverland. He claims sexual rituals and games like, “Spank the Monkey”, “Blowing Bubbles” and “Swinging” were daily activities inside the Jackson compound.

Bubbles also implicated Debbie Rowe, the Mother of Jackson’s two children as a regular participant in group activities. The Chimp said he was intimate with Rowe on many occasions and, get this, alleges they have a child together. And that child was none other than Canadian Crooner, Michael Bublè.

The twisted perversion continues. Bubbles has filed a paternity suit seeking sole custody. Bubbles hopes to show his son the Family Tree and his position in it. Lawyers will argue despite being a Monkey, Bubbles shouldn’t be denied access to his offspring.

Frenzied gossip columnists and media organisations were falling over themselves trying to confirm these astonishing revelations. Mr Bublè couldn’t be reached. No surprise there. He was probably still in shock trying to wrap his noodle around his new found status as part ape and part man. 

Jackson had been dead for years. So the Media thought God might answer their questions but he was in a meeting and unavailable for comment. However, they did manage to get a hold of God’s spokesperson, Mr George Burns.

Mr Burns confirmed that Michael Jackson had indeed arrived at the gates of heaven but was promptly turned away. Burns went on to say and I quote:

“Michael was heard singing I’m Bad, I’m Bad as he ascended the Stairway to Heaven. When he Knock Knocked on Heavens Door, God told him to tell HisStory walking. MoonWalking or by any other means. …. God didn’t care.
His message to the gifted freak was clear and final.

Don’t Blame your shameful tale of woe on the Boogie-man, Billie Jean or Narcotics.
Take a long hard look at the Man in the Mirror.
Now Beat it. Just Beat It.

And with that, the Pearly Gates of Heaven slammed shut.” said Burns

Michael did look. He grabbed a mirror Off the Wall and saw a person neither Black nor White. As he made his way down to Hell was heard singing, My Bad, My Bad..

 

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Hive Voltage

Don’t get stung by greedy power companies

Bee Power

Danger: Hive Voltage

Look up and Save 

Look up and Save

Solar Flower Power

 

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