I’ve just written to Make a Wish Foundation asking they help our Prime Minister carry herself in a more dignified, statesman like way.

Specifically, I wished for :

1/ No More Tears
2/ No More Trips and Falls

They sent me a Bottle of Shampoo and a note that said I was only allowed one wish. Otherwise they would’ve called themselves Make a Wishes Foundation.

So I wrote back  that No More Tears was a 2 in 1. They conceded on a technicality and granted my second wish.

They sent me a Slater and Gordon Personal Injury Claim Form


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