State Politics in Australia
It’s a Sad State of Affairs
It’s the Blind leading the Blind
Earlier this week, Victorian State opposition leader, Mr Mutthew Gay, (Mutt) was on the hustle in Geelong campaigning for the November 2018 State Election
Erotism, Swingers and Pets. Should be an interesting campaign
Maybe I misread the article or read too much into it But as i see it, Mutt reckons people in Geelong should bring their Pets along to Swinger parties in an effort to curtail the recent explosion in population growth…WTF?
He’s gone so far off the reservation I almost felt sorry for him Mr Mutt Gay is one sick Puppy if he thinks that But before I could say, RUOK?
He went further off tap
With a promise to build a School of Erotism
Just for kids….Was this guy serious?
Too late now but RU486, the morning after pill would’ve been ideal for this head case
Hang on. Something’s not quite right here
Could I have Misinterpreted something?
And yes, this is Australian Politics and few nations do weird and bizarre better than our Politicians
But even by our standards, they’ve really dialled in the Loco factor here
Have I taken something out of Context?
What am I not seeing?
I’ll admit that my eyes aren’t what they once were
And figured now was a good time for my annual OPSM checkup
So off we went
But OPSM Store security refused us entry I should’ve gone to Spec Savers first
At least they were working dog friendly
Not anymore though
Spec Savers banned us for life
All because some young Autistic kid tried to slot a 20 cent coin into the top of my dog’s skull
The simpleton kept trying until finally Fred snapped and bit the dim bastard
Braille is now my best friend
After Fred was destroyed by the authorities
A Misunderstanding they said
Sorry Guy. Sorry Andrew or whatever your bloody names are
Perhaps my distorted interpretation has caused you grief
But it’s my opinion. Misguided and Misinformed as it maybe
Let’s not call it Slander
Let’s not call it a Mistake
Let’s put this down, just like you did to Fred
To a little Misunderstanding
Politics in Australia. There’s a Faction too much Fiction
What do our Politicians stand for these days and where do they sit on the political spectrum. Left, Right or somewhere in the Middle?
Don’t bother asking the Politicians. You gotta work it out yourself.
Take Malcolm Turnbull for example
I’ve been trying align his image to one side of the page
Tried to align it to the Left. That came up Short
Tried to align Malcolm in the Middle. Still too Short And that was an American Sitcom. Made no sense. So that was out
Tried to align it to the Right. That was Perfect
That was Tight. A great Fit Problem was he wanted it All
He wanted it All Right and Right now
Leaving no Space for others
I couldn’t Justify it So I aligned his image to None
Not content playing a role in the peloton Malcolm wanted to play his own game And in 2015, he made his move
The mad monk, Tony Abbott was sent peddling into the sunset
Australia now had a new Prime Minister
And in 2016 after a Federal election win
By the narrowest of Margins
Malcolm managed to form a Minority government
Yet it wasn’t long before Malcolm was in a Muddle
Lines would be drawn and crossed And they would continue to be drawn. And again they’d be crossed The consequences of running the country on the edge of his Seat in a Divided House
Malcolm would eventually become a Footnote
But the real question lies in the big picture
As a nation, where’s Australia Heading?
To the Margins… At least we’re all on the same Page